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Bogus Haiku Four

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Showered midget emerges in a cloud of steam, trips over his own member. That little guy’s HUNG.

Bogus Haiku Three

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Man in monkey suit humps traffic cop on busy steet. SATORI!!!

Bogus Haiku Two

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Zipper down, pecker whipped out, but bladder juice won’t flow. What the HELL???

Bogus Haiku One

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

After hard day at work, scrotum sags in steaming water. Ahhhhhhhh.