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Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Showered midget emerges in a cloud of steam, trips over his own member. That little guy’s HUNG.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Man in monkey suit humps traffic cop on busy steet. SATORI!!!

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Zipper down, pecker whipped out, but bladder juice won’t flow. What the HELL???

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

After hard day at work, scrotum sags in steaming water. Ahhhhhhhh.

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Klumbert's Chair-JP Christopher Malitte. A millionaire’s breakdown during Rodney King riots in LA. Review copies? http://bit.ly/dt0TDT #book

If you were required to be free and think for yourself, you would panic. Amita's blog http://www.revengeink.com/category/amitas-blog/

in 1964, two australian men discovered the last group of totally wild aboriginals in western australia... a group of lost women and child...

Blaming drug dealers and gun runners for abuse and death is like blaming your guts for constipation... it's not what's digested, it's the...

AM has decided to remove her heart when she checks her mails everyday, so she can quit having that pulse-arresting plunge when the panic ...

Yes, it’s been a ludicrously long time since I last wrote here. A hairy burning infernal kind of time, full of phantoms, monsters and e...

i turn on the tv and watch more stuff about the soil water air and animals being poisoned... SO i say send all the greedy f*cks to their ...

There's no conscious conspiracy to screw the little guy, but an unconscious, indoctrinated EVIL STUPID reaction engrained into the shit-e...

to judge people by their skin: quality, color or appearance, is a barbarism... we should judge people on one thing alone: evil stupidity....

ah there is nothing as wonderful as having to borrow money, nothing better for the testing of one's dedication to a life I will never gi...

more wonderful news, 80% of plant life would disappear without bees, and our pesticides, fungicides and herbicides are killing them, also...

if people can't even be individualized enough to unhook themselves from mainstream entertainment, what on earth are they going to do abou...

the irish scots french mexicans japanese all came up with elixirs that soothed and uplifted the soul, like the soma of the ancient hindus...

3D and remakes... more ways to exclude art from business, individuality from art, the free pleasure of unhindered creation from individua...

has noticed how first-time authors confuse bad grammar with style, cliché with wit, taste with talent, luck with inspiration... but she ...

Revenge Ink is looking for rad new material for 2011, if you have insanity, craziness, utterly OTT magnificence, if you risk losing your ...

was watching an old veronica lake movie last night, where this guy, the villainous creep, says OH FIDDLE FADDLE! fiddle faddle??? ah yes,...