Archive for the 'Gopal's News Blurbs' Category

Blurb Three

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Overheard at the Vatican: “Get your OWN choir boy…beeyatch. I’ve HAD it with you cornholing my catamites”.

Blurb Two

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

“It’s true” said former President George W. Bush in a recent interview, “Tony (Blair) WAS my favorite overseas rent-whore but Manny (Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh) kept trying to butt in. And I do mean BUTT in…naked on all fours”.

Blurb One

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Headline: Second miniscule penis discovered under Indian Prime Minister’s turban.