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SHOP, CONSUME, DO AS YOU’RE TOLD…

Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

‘SHOP, CONSUME, DO AS YOU’RE TOLD, AND YOU’LL BE SAFE!’

LOVE IT! This brother tells it like it is… RESPECT! whoever and wherever you are!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/08/hackney-riot-police-london?intcmp=239

Who Knew Beyonce Could be Wrong?

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

I have a message for Beyonce. Who runs the world? Uh, no, it ain’t gurls gurls, my success-addled, brainless lovely. It’s people who can keep borrowing at the risk of crash-buggering the world economy, that’s who. While their pals make profits on that borrowed money by murdering brown furners. (Now if only they could booty-shake and tit-bounce like you, maybe we’d be saved! Sigh.)

BUT OH MY GOD HOW WILL I ‘MAKE’ IT???

Sunday, July 31st, 2011

‎’The daily press is the evil principle of the modern world, and time will only serve to disclose this fact with greater and greater clearness. The capacity of the newspaper for degeneration is sophistically without limit, since it can always sink lower and lower in its choice of readers. At last it will stir up all those dregs of humanity which no state or government can control.’ Kierkegaard, The Last Years, Journals 1853-5 (quoted in Hunter S Thompson’s ‘Hell’s Angels’)

and of course it must be kept in mind that our entire mindset has been ‘daily press-ized’… music, art, facebook. if you’re not the LATEST and COOLEST thing, you’re screwed. well i hail spiritually and artistically (even chronologically) from the 60s and 70s and i say the daily press mentality can kiss it.

oh and ps. you’ve also got to love hunter s, and kierkegaard. men from a time when you used your brain for more than digesting the latest vile trash to emerge from the Spectacle. Society of. Where looking good and making it big are so important, you forget to do the most important thing: live like it matters.

Cheers! (so ok, this is longer than an aphorism. so sue me!)

Racial O’Reillying…

Thursday, July 28th, 2011

bill o’reilly says people keep mentioning the norwegian mass murderer was a Christian because they don’t like Christians. Like OMG, so each time they mention a criminal’s race (black) or a turrist’s religion (Muslim), it means they don’t like ‘em folks? well dadgummit, AH DID NOT KNOW THAT!

HandCock…

Sunday, July 10th, 2011

just watched Hancock (should be called Aloaduhcock). SO, moral of the story: black men & white women can’t get together, women don’t want superpowers, they want lurrrve & babies (uh-huh), god is a retard who designs angels in black & white (only), & who can, um lose their powers. oh & putting a logo on the moon = saving the world. my curse-rant starts with the word MOTHER…

Céline and How Much I Love the Bastard

Thursday, June 23rd, 2011

two thoughts: wouldn’t it be great if rowling’s initials stood for JUST KIDDING? and then: just saw a report about my STILL AND ALWAYS favorite writer louis ferdinand céline and how the writer is responsible for the buggerous shit he writes. thank GOD the media and mainstream historians are NOT held to this ridiculous standard! whew!

At the end of the day it is ONLY a TV show… (and TV is all about the cash and the teenzine morality)

Sunday, June 12th, 2011

ok so i got into californication and OFF real quick, very tiring self-indulgent pseudo-writer crap; so i turn off the thing and am lazily sucking wine out of the bottle (lazy to get a new glass) when i get a drunken writer’s mail from a guy who then mails to say ‘ignore previous mail, wasn’t for you’ and then a writer who says ‘i love you guys so much i want to be published for free’… AMITAFORNICATION? (apologies to both correspondents, i know how this looks)

‘The Poor Will be So Grateful…’

Thursday, May 26th, 2011

get a typically dickensian email from an indian bookstore chain: “give your schoolbag to an ‘underprivileged child’ and get 100 rupees at our store.” aw shucks, they really do care! sigh. i’m just hoping those bloody ‘underprivileged’ are grateful!

Terrorism Shmerrorism…

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

Terrorism: the word that made it possible for the most militarized, powerful, wealthy, resource-grabbing, exploitative and murderous states in the world to see and portray themselves as ‘victims.’

Conspiracy Theodicy

Monday, May 16th, 2011

Since anyone who dares to say the nation state is a rotten, inhuman, diabolically manipulative and unjust entity is today called a ‘conspiracy theorist’ here it is: i am a ‘conspiracy theorist’ and proud of it. i do not share the mainstream’s quasi-religious faith in career politicians and the institutions of the nation state. i vastly prefer a good conspiracy to some balls about democracy and ‘that could never happen.’ having worked closely with rich powerful people, i know it happens far more often than us dumb fucks know anything about.